2 December 2025 |
Ke December 💃🎉🎊
If there’s one season that doesn’t need an introduction eMzansi , ke December!
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<p>If there’s one season that doesn’t need an introduction eMzansi , <strong>ke December</strong>! The month where the vibes clock in before you do, energies are high, everyone suddenly becomes a part -time event planner, a full time groovist and a professional chiller. Sizipholele kumnandi moc .</p>
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<p>From the 1<sup>st</sup> of December or 15<sup>th</sup> (that’s if you are disciplined 🤣) our mindset shifts oku wrong ku right, everything is on pause Emails? Ghosted, Gym? Sobona January, Responsibilities? Snoozed. Our brains enter holiday mode long before our bosses approve our leave.</p>
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<p>And honestly …. We deserve it.</p>
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<p><strong>ADIQALE</strong></p>
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<p>December has its own energy, one minute you were at home minding your own business and the next thing you hear:</p>
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<p>“We re by the pool, Zwakala “</p>
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<p>Bathing suit? Bought Cooler box? Gcwele. Transport? sibangena nge STANCE …Siyawasha manje .</p>
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<p>This is a month where a 30-minute catch-up turns into a whole day mission and we do not question it ..<strong>KE DECEMBER</strong>.</p>
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<p>December plans don’t ask for permission they fetch you.</p>
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<p><strong>DECEMBER WEATHER -UNPREDICTABLE</strong></p>
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<p>December weather is that one macala ongumashaya but uyamfatela because they’re fun. One moment it’s boiling, next thing it’s raining you could swear the rain is washing our sins. But keh ! asithukanga rain or shine, the braai must go on, December sidla inyama kuze kuphele amazinyo wendonda .</p>
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<p><strong>THE GENEROSITY: UBUNTU</strong></p>
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<p>Ah Khohlwa in December, people become <strong>extremely</strong> generous in ways their bank accounts cannot explain.</p>
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<p>“Don’t worry macala , ngikuphethe !” even broke people share like billionaires.</p>
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<p>Ekugcineni siku spirit of giving …SIMNANDI because December has no financial logic ..JUST VIBES.</p>
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<p><strong>GROOVIST: MDANTSO NYANA</strong> 💃💃</p>
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<p>Kusuke sekunzima kakhulu kemanje , you will see people in the club in December who haven’t been out all year, Every Dj is hoping that their Jams make it for the song of the year.</p>
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<p>Jiki jiki :</p>
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<p>People who sleep at 20:00 in winter are dancing at 03:40(the beast has been unleashed) A person who said “I am done with alcohol” in September is now saying “ABAPHUZE BADAKWE ABANTU ...AKUBE BUSY “</p>
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<p>And the next morning they look like they need prayers and a new liver, kodwa isotsha lifela empini.</p>
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<p>ALUTA CONTINUA!</p>
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<p><strong>SOFT LIFE: WE ARE CRUISING NICELY</strong></p>
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<p>Whether you are at the beach, on the road, ekasie or kwaGogo or at groove, everyone is on a mission to enjoy.</p>
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<p>Even that cousin with no Job will be living the softest life. You will ask “Imali uyitholephi?” They will say “God will provide “meanwhile God is also shocked and surprised athi “That’s not me, buza u Aunty wakho”.</p>
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<p><strong>KE DECEMBER</strong></p>
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<p>It’ the season where we laugh more, relax more, eat more, spend more and lie to ourselves more “In January I’m sorting my life out “</p>
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<p>No matter how you spend it, grooving, chilling, hustling or hiding from relatives, may your December be soft, loud, funny and full of vibes.</p>
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<p><strong>HAPPY FESTIVE SEASON </strong><strong>🎊🎉🍾</strong><strong></strong></p>
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<p><strong>HYPA YABANTU … HYPA CARES</strong></p>
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